Rebecca wants a monkey
This so sounds like us, except instead of consulting a PALM we would be looking stuff up on our iPhones! If you like the comic please visit PartiallyClips.com. I really can’t afford to get sued for copyright infringement!
By the way, the above is, of course, a joke. We know we can’t have a monkey. Please ignore that scratching sound coming from the cockpit lockers. 😉
Be careful what you wish for… if you get a monkey, then you get monkey poo. My uncle had a monkey…. it was one of my scariest childhood memories. Besides throwing poo at us, he’d try to rip our hair out. But then again, no one would mess with your boat while you were away.
Of course OUR Monkey would be friendly and trained to use the head 🙂
Taking on a monkey is akin to starting over with an infant again, except that the monkey will be far more unpredictable. And if you think traveling with a dog is a PITA for paperwork, WAIT until you try traveling with a monkey! It really isn’t fair to the monkey. Talk to the primate keeper at your local zoo for more information.
We were really just kidding Helen. There is no way we would have a monkey.